My Top TFLN

One of my favorite sites for wasting time is TFLN. Most of them are not "G" rated but it's good for a couple chuckles per visit. Not to mention the "order t-shirt" button. Here are a couple of my favorites so far...

1. Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been text by Batman, Donatello and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
2. So just in case you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water."
3. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
4. All I remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed.
5. Oh great...Kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. Go us!

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It's Snuggie Season!...or is it?

A lot of infomercials annoy me to the point I watch them repetitively to call them out on such stupidity. However, I enjoy comic relief during the early mornings of falling asleep. From the Perfect Push-up (I own:) to the Perfect Pancake, I am now falling asleep to the brilliant benefits of the Snuggie...and this video interprets how I feel about the backward robe attire!

I know this might destroy your snuggie crush Amanda, but the Truth hurts:( my dearest apologies. )(