Sunday, November 29, 2009

Once a Cat, Always a PUssy



Dear Bitter Bobcat Fans,
I understand you don't want to cheer for the Griz in the playoffs and Griz fans don't want you to considering your losing ways may jeopardize our playoff run. But can you really talk trash when the cats rarely make the playoffs and almost never beat the Griz? Someone has to represent this state (17 in a row) in the playoffs and I thank the Grizzlies for doing that with Montana boys playing Montana football. I don't know what is worse...Your pathetic team or your heartless fans. Cheering for the Griz to lose is fine (even in one of the greatest playoff games ever played) and it only solidifies the case that you pride yourself on losing which you do very well. Congrats on being a terrible fans. I salute you...with a FTC and a certain finger of choice! )(

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Mo' Monte Mo' Problems

This picture says it all...How great would it be to have your own "Mini-Me"?
A couple of weeks ago, The University of Montana and Monte unveiled a bear cub that popped out of a Corvette. Everyone...Meet Mo, Monte's Mini-Me who burst on the scene in sick fashion to be the sidekick to the G.M.O.A.T.(Greatest Mascot Of All Time)
I mean seriously, who wouldn't want another similar, smaller, stylin' version of themself? Um...Where do I sign up, I want one! But reality tells me I wouldn't want to see "Mini-Mes" of others to much. Some should learn to take care of themselves first before a Mini-Me acquisition. On the other hand, childbirth is close to giving one a similar version of themselves but another party plays a significant role in creating the little nugget. Which may throw off the Mini-Me effect.(so I've heard)...sounds dangerous. 1 thing is for sure, Monte is one lucky grizzly bear. I mean a couple of national mascot of the year awards and now his own Mini-Me, Mo...It's great to be a grizzly.
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